Please Hide Packages From Husband Doormat

Please Hide Packages From Husband Doormat – A Friendly Warning for Delivery Drivers Everywhere 😏📦

Tired of explaining yet another mystery package? Let your doormat do the talking. This cheeky "Please Hide Packages From Husband" doormat is the perfect blend of humor and honesty — and the ultimate welcome mat for shopaholics with a sense of humor.

Made from Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, this 24" x 16" mat is tough enough for the outdoors and sassy enough to make your guests (and mail carriers) chuckle. With a durable black vinyl backing, it stays put while you sneak your newest online haul through the front door undetected. 🙃

🛍️ Size: 24" × 16" — perfect for your porch, patio, or guilt-free entryway
📦 Tough coir fiber to handle dirt, mud, and suspicious footprints
😂 Printed with humor for fellow package hiders
🖤 Non-slip black vinyl backing for extra stability
🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts

Gift it to your favorite online shopper (or yourself — no judgment). It’s cute, functional, and just the right amount of shady.