"The Royal Penis is clean your Highness" Humorous Wash Towel

Because royal business deserves royal humor. This cheeky wash towel brings bold laughs and zero shame to your whoopie routine. Soft where it counts, with an absorbent cotton back and a bright, playful front, it’s lightweight, comfy, and impossible to ignore.

Featuring whimsical lettering and a tiny crown (because obviously), this one-sided print stays crisp while still being gentle on skin. Perfect for quick cleanups, guest bathroom giggles, bachelor or bachelorette parties, or that gag gift that steals the show. Equal parts practical and hilarious—long live the laughs. 👑😏

Product features
- 100% polyester printed front for vivid colors
- 100% cotton back for absorbency and softness
- Lightweight and soft to the touch
- One size: 13" × 13" (33 × 33 cm)
- One-sided print with bright, durable inks

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean