I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucy T-shirt

I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucy T-Shirt

For the true connoisseurs of hearty holiday foliage. Our I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucy tee lets the world know you’ve got a type—and it’s tall, green, smells like a forest, and looks great decked out in twinkly lights.

Whether you’re rocking this at the Christmas tree farm, sipping cocoa in a flannel, or wrestling a 7-foot spruce through your front door while your neighbors stare in awe, this shirt is your badge of holiday honor.

Soft, comfy, and perfect for all-day tree hunting (or just bragging about your impeccable taste in evergreens), it’s the ultimate outfit for people who believe in love at first sight… and sniff.

Because fake trees are fine, but nothing beats the real thick and sprucy deal.

• Classic unisex fit
• Soft, breathable 100% cotton
• Perfect for tree shopping, holiday parties, and judging your neighbor’s decorations

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat