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Soft, lived-in cotton and a deadpan line — this tee speaks for the slow mornings. The clean, stamped lettering sits on a sturdy white field, letting the message do the work. Wear it with loose jeans and a mug of something hot, or slip it under a cardigan when the day needs a quieter energy. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you don’t want to fake sunshine: honest, low-key, and quietly funny.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape and eases wear
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design; Oeko-Tex certified
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
"I Don't Rise and I Definitely Don't Shine" Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee
$20.00
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape and eases wear
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design; Oeko-Tex certified
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat