Places I Won't Be Going Today Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee

This relaxed, classic-fit tee speaks with a wink. Soft yet sturdy 100% cotton holds a playful, hand-lettered design in pink and dark gray that reads like a sassy to-do list: “Places I won’t be going today — above & beyond, the extra mile, outta my way.” Lightweight but durable, the shirt keeps its shape with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape, while the tubular knit construction gives a clean silhouette. Wear it on a slow morning, during a cozy meet-up with friends, or when you want to set a boundary with a smile. The breathable fabric and tear-away label keep comfort front and center; the printed sleeve and neck details are crisp and long-lasting thanks to dual printing methods. Made with ethically sourced cotton and built for everyday wear, this tee blends comfort, attitude, and a little bit of rebellion.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat