Graphic Tee — "Your Dad Is My Cardio" Funny T-Shirt

The “Your Dad Is My Cardio” Graphic Tee is sassy, smug, and absolutely not here to make friends. It’s giving petty with purpose, served on a soft, comfy tee that does all the talking so you don’t have to.

Crafted from a lightweight cotton blend with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for strutting past your haters, skipping leg day, and leaving jaws on the floor. The bold graphic stays crisp wash after wash, because your attitude doesn’t fade—and neither should your shirt.

Details (because we love receipts):

• Soft, breathable fabric with an effortless everyday fit

• High-quality print that holds up to wear, wash, and judgment

• Classic crew neckline, unisex sizing

• Looks best paired with confidence and a smirk

Wear it to brunch, errands, or anywhere you feel like choosing violence—but make it cute.
No treadmill required.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat