Funny Gardener T-Shirt — “I bury things... maybe plants... maybe people”

This lightweight crew tee carries a cheeky, slightly dark sense of humor balanced by a soft, lived-in feel. A small, vintage-style frog in a ranger hat crouches above the words “i bury things... maybe plants... maybe people,” giving the shirt a wry, offbeat personality that slips easily into everyday wear. The classic crew neckline and clean cut make it a low-key statement piece — wear it while digging in the garden, wandering forest trails, or sharing a laugh with friends who appreciate tongue-in-cheek humor. The smooth ring-spun cotton keeps prints crisp and comfortable, so the design reads clearly without feeling heavy. It’s a subtle bit of mischief that settles into your wardrobe as a favorite for laid-back days, late-night campfire stories, or quirky gatherings.

Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Dark-humor garden/forest theme featuring a vintage frog ranger illustration and witty text
Target Audience: Gardeners and plant enthusiasts with a macabre sense of humor, fans of cottagecore/forest aesthetic and quirky novelty apparel
Occasions: Casual wear, gardening days, outdoor gatherings, campfire nights, informal meetups with friends who enjoy dark humor

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors