All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Humor T-shirt

All Men Are Cremated Equal T-Shirt – Dark Humor, Lighthearted Style

Who says equality can’t be a little… hot? The All Men Are Cremated Equal T-Shirt serves up a wicked sense of humor for those who like their jokes extra toasty. Perfect for Halloween parties, spooky season outings, or just confusing strangers at the grocery store, this tee is guaranteed to spark conversation (and maybe a nervous laugh or two).

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear—even in the afterlife. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or a cloak for ultimate creepy-chic vibes.

Features:

• Made with premium cotton for a soft, comfy fit

• Bold, fade-resistant print that keeps the joke alive

• Unisex sizing for ghouls and guys alike

• Perfect gift for dark humor fans, Halloween lovers, and future ashes everywhere

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat